WIN TWINS!!!

I have the greatest wife ever. Ben Affleck can keep or dump J-Lo, I don't care. And sure, the newlyweds, Gabe and Rachel make a great couple. However, Emily is pretty amazing. She bought tickets to the Twins/Yankees playoff series for my birthday! This would be like me buying her seats to, I don't know, Oprah in Minneapolis and then going with her.

So we may not have front-row seats, like we did last time we saw the Twins play the Yankees (and people threw trash and hot dogs at Chuck Knoblauch). In fact we'll be closer, much closer to the Metrodome roof than the field, but that's okay. The atmosphere should be amazing. Roger Clemens pitches games three for the fucking Yankees. Clemens vs. Kyle Losche. YIKES. Well, Kyle will 40,000+ screaming fans supporting him (and we'll be two of them), so let's hope that will be enough to get the Twins to at least game 4.

WIN TWINS!!!!!!!!